TODAY ONLY $20,000,000.00
While supplies last.
Ships within 24 hours!
Take a leap of faith!
To protect your purchase, every Lightcycle 5000 is shipped in an invisible cloak.
We will send you the delivery confirmation. Once you receive your delivery confirmation, drop us a note and tell us what you were thinking when you placed your order.
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, or if for any reason you cannot locate your Lightcycle 5000, simply bend over (again) request a return authorization number, pay the $5,000 pick-up fee, and we will refund your purchase price, less a 10% fee to cover dumb masses.
Happy Hunting, I mean Riding!